A song : Salami

Salami in your pants and the cashier draws near

Look around and make your' plan clear

Stealing meat from the deli or butcher

Don't get caught or it will cost yer'

You walk to the door and the salami drops down

Every one looks around at you with a frown

Oh well . Who's to blame ?

Eating meat is an animals' game

Your friend covers up and kicks the salami along

You explain that it is your' dong

Hurry out before the cops come

At least your' friend got the meat and she'll give you some

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